January 2010
It's Life. =)
ohmymawoo:
PHEW! What a friggin’ week! Had cheer practice everyday and I also had my recital kanina ;). So far, cheer practice has been great. Very tiring though. But still great. Then, my recital was just kanina, MAN WAS I NERVOUS. But I did fine, I guess. I made some finger slips here and there, but all in all it was fine :P.
I would do anything just to repeat Thursday! It was soo fun! The...
A father, explaining "sex" to his son
bata: Bakit po masarap ang sex?
tatay: Kasi may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo kapag nangungulangot ka.
bata: Bakit mas nasasarapan po ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki?
tatay: Gaya ng sinabi ko, ang sex ay parang pangungulangot. Kapag nangungulangot ka, mas nag-eenjoy ang iyong ilong kaysa sa iyong daliri.
bata: Eh bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na ginagahasa sila?
tatay: Iyang pang-gagahasa ay mahahalintulad sa naglalakad ka sa kalye, tapos may lumapit sa'yo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong. Magugustuhan mo ba iyon?
bata: Bakit ayaw po makipag-sex ng mga babae kapag may regla sila?
tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ilong mo, nangungulangot ka ba?
bata: Bakit ayaw po madalas, ayaw ng mga lalaki ang mag-condom?
tatay: Ikaw ba gusto mo mangulangot ng naka-surgical gloves?
bata: Bakit po sa private place ginagawa ang pagse-sex?
tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan ng buong klase mo, ha?
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: Hahaha! Tanginang analogy yan!!! XD Source: text.
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MAY INTERCONNECTION. =))))) BUT EWW PLEASE, PUSH IT PA YUNG PINATUGTOG HABANG BINABASA KO `TO =))
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PTA CHRISTINE =))))))))))))) PUSH IT =))))))))))))) ANO BA YANG TATAY NA YAN =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))0
HAHAHAHAHAAA!
woah, this was pretty accurate, lol.
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steffinlove:
oh-so-terrible:
heartswonfrancheska:
blinkydoodles:
fuzzlightyear:
thistwistedsymphony:
freaaakout:
eggsandbacon:
iwannabeontv:
shennaminda:
DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON’T WORK AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADNT. TAKE 3 MINUTES TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT. (note from Makani)This really made my heart like jump into my throat. It is majorly creepifying....